Dear Nurse Dave,
Do you have a lawyer? Like your own personal lawyer?
Steel
Madison, WI
My personal lawyer practices law in the state of Nevada and has a long flowing ponytail. He practices in Nevada for a wide variety of legal reasons (evictions are his speciality) and he wears his hair long for a number of other reasons (the guy owns a flying v guitar).
My lawyer advises me that ponytails are a prerquisite for awesome lawyering (a side career in hip-hop can also be helpful).
I for one only take legal advice from men that have ponytails and have serious musical talent.
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