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Sunday, July 15, 2012

Personal Lawyer

Dear Nurse Dave,

Do you have a lawyer? Like your own personal lawyer?

Madison, WI

My personal lawyer practices law in the state of Nevada and has a long flowing ponytail.  He practices in Nevada for a wide variety of legal reasons (evictions are his speciality) and he wears his hair long for a number of other reasons (the guy owns a flying v guitar). 

My lawyer advises me that ponytails are a prerquisite for awesome lawyering (a side career in hip-hop can also be helpful).

I for one only take legal advice from men that have ponytails and have serious musical talent.

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