ICU

Dear Nurse Dave,
You've been in the ICU for a few months now. What's the coolest stuff you've learned?
Mark, Prescott, AZ

1. People buy incubators to hatch rare and endangered chickens.

2. There is an instrument of the future. It is called a Bullton, it looks like a crazy blue saxaphone and I've met it's creator.

3. A scrotum can swell to the size of a football.

That's the information Mark. You can choose to do with it what you want. Personally I'd avoid testing the 3rd one. Its true. Just take my word for it.