What would happen if I started wearing a suit everywhere?
Love,
Grayson
Logan, UT
I'd say really, really good things would start happening. Let's look at a few case studies. Just before the Beatles became extremely popular they were way into wearing leather. Never really a good choice. Then someone, I like to think it was Ringo but I don't really know, suggested wearing suits and bam their career took off. Ed Sullivan never would have had them on in leather or jeans and a t-shirt. The Beatles had to class it up. That's what wearing a suit does. It classes things up.
Now let's take a look at James Bond. That guy is almost always wearing a tuxedo and he is almost always hanging in classy places. I don't think he could have gotten to know any of the sweet villains over the years if they didn't first think he was classy. Would Dr. No invite Bond out to his weird evil island if Bond wasn't wearing a tuxedo? I doubt it. Would Bond have gotten to meet Octopussy, Jaws, that bald guy, the guy that raced horses or any of those hot chicks without wearing a suit? I'm going to say the answer is no. If you don't think that's true just look at the Bourne movies. Jason Bourne is probably awesomer than James Bond but never wears a suit therefore he's not surrounded by hot chicks and crazy billionares. So my question to you Grayson is do you want to be surrounded by hot chicks and crazy billionares? If the answer is yes you've got to start wearing suits everywhere.
Finally two pictures of 11 year old me. One wearing a suit and one not. I think we all know which one looks classier and has a chance with the ladies.
Thanks for sharing the photos. I now have to agree with what "they" have been saying for years. It's all about the shoes. Dapper Dave does look like he might have a chance with the ladies, but I don't know how he'll fare at his next job interview. I have a hankerin' for some shoe polish now.
ReplyDeletefortunately I've learned from my mistakes. I just never buy shoes now that could require polish.
ReplyDeleteSo, I had to run home and check out your blog. Pretty dang good, I'll be swinging around again often.
ReplyDeleteDear Nurse Dave,
ReplyDeleteI am so pleased to hear your response. You see, I'm usually surrounded by beautiful women, but it was only recently that I've been targeted by international tycoon criminals, and I wondered whether it had anything to do with the fact that I make James Bond look like one of the mouseketeers.
Steadfast and Loyal,
G. Cooper Weeks
i'm just hear to offer insight. glad I could help
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